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When you are getting head from your friend's totally hot relative while he is sleeping not 6 inches away and you nut in his hair and style his hair into a mohawk. To justify this: 1. your friend must have made a cold bastard comment earlier that night 2. Your friend must have a mohawk as his preferred hair style of choice (adding to the overall comedic value) 3. His cousin/sister/aunt/mom must be totally hot and have a good sense of humor
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