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A taller than average white male, who drives a red jeep, while singing to Alicia Keys. Widman's are known for cutting their pancakes into shapes like triangles, and eating them in a clockwise motion. The best way to spot a Widman, is to search random songs on your ipod, and wait to see if you hear a womanly voice start to sing whatever is also playing on the ipod at the current time. Last but not least, a widman's best physical feature...other than his huge package...are his chubby cheeks.
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