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Found primarily in the Northern Middle West section of the United States, a highly skilled, extremely reliable species formerly known as a "lathe operator" or "foundry worker".  Typically known to have paid taxes, served in the armed forces, engaged in longstanding monogmous relationships with a female of the same species.  Usually producing a "family" of four children that "lathe operator" proudly sent off to college that he mostly paid for.  Formerly earned $30/hr. at Ford Motor Company.  Metamorphosis into "Wal-Mart Worker" seems to occur upon the onset of middle-age when "lathe operator" and "foundy workers" travel to Mexico for several weeks and engage in apparent transfer of skills and expertise to native Mexican species.  Metamorphosized "Wal-Mart worker" emerges from habitat after several months after he returns from Mexico during a period of dormancy called "unemployment".  Species is usually found in a red vest showing teeth at other North American species and saying, "Welcome to Wal-Mart".  Species appears to be less vigorous in metamorphosized state.

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