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A device which insecure people waste money on because they are afraid their sacred, shiny cars will be stolen. Since about 99.9% of car alarms are false alarms, however, the owners [eventually] forget why they got the alarm in the first place, and get used to their cars crying wolf after a few occurrences. Occasionally this will encourage angry neighbors to do whatever they can to put themselves and these useless devices out of their misery. This may include [vandalizing] the offending cars until they can disarm the screeching, honking, blaring whiners. Therefore, car alarms actually lead to more damage than good, and are [one of the most] foolish inventions in the history of mankind.
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