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one you loves the fart noise so much they decide to move into a musical career with the sounds of farts. By pressing their hands together, any note, any song, any riff can be performed by cranking the #2 pre-shit fart noise through your hands. These type of people usually have no one that loves them, included their family and it's usually due to pulling out their instrument at the end of the date to close the deal.
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