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A complicated young man who likes to rant about his own skewed views of life. Hates politics, yet rants about the subject often. Strongly hates Mike Huckabee with a passion. Possible friends with a wizztard. Has mood swings between mildly depressed, and manically depressed, but never suicidally depressed. A Kimball often has very bad taste in movies and food. Can be found consuming pretzels and skim milk on a daily basis. Believes Cedric the Entertainer is a snappy dresser. Has low self esteem, but has high confidence that he will make much more money than me someday. Will probably live forever, is a very nice person and deserves to have a hot girlfriend. Preferably Asian.
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