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rivita is a cracker, it comes in a packet of twenty five deliciously machine baked rivita styled healthy option biscuits. they have been known to be included in many diets, including ones which release fluid and hard stool from the human bowles, once intake of rivita biscuits has started, being too close to the buttox of those who have scoffed rivita is dangerous, the old style packaging included warnings for Projectile vomiting, and Projectile Faeces. this is where the term RivitaShita was also derived from (look that up) rivita has been used by women as tampons when none have been available for years, and also as a sanitary pad by the older ladies, trouble with this option is mistaken identity for food once used in this method.
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