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Spooge. 1. The oozing blorp coming out of an ass that is not cum or turd. Only attained when the backdoor love nest is violated. First coined in Arlington VA by a brother who had come home to find two little bears in his bed.After their eviction he tucked in for a good nights sleep and stuck his hand in spooge. He's never been right since.
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