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A tree one displays in one's living room [in the middle] of February. Generally, very similar to a [Christmas tree], but much drier. Ideally decorated with small scraps of tinsel, but having a complete set of Christmas ornaments is acceptable. An alternate method of display is to lay it on its side in the front yard. The proper method of celebrating a [Valentine's Day] Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact. A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.
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