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(n.) 1. Lowest-tier personal injury lawyer possible. Shows up at the scene of accidents/hospitals because he/she has no current casework, and probably no legal expertise, let alone being able to afford an office to work out of. 2. Zombie/Vampire/Necropheliac- cult follower looking for blood/medical supplies/cadavers -- the weirdest people in the entire world. 3. Any lazy or undermotivated individual persuing a half-baked get-rich-quick scheme.
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