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A tophy wife is a woman in a May to December marriage that sees [Christmas presents] in December. A trophy wife believes that when she gets a swatch of mink and a plane ticket to [New York City] to get the matching coat, that he is really that romantic, and his secretary doens't know him [better than] she does. A trophy wife needs a nanny and she still can't cook, and a nanny means the sex isn't as good anymore, so if she's really smart, she'll adopt. A trophy wife is dependent and so is he; he has lost his fire and life has become too routine. A trophy wife means his ex is dating younger men.
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