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Obsessive Jonas Disorder. Fans of the rock band Jonas Brothers have a tendency to eat, drink, breathe, talk, sleep, watch YouTube endlessly, about all things Jonas. They wait outside all night to attempt to buy concert tickets, or else pay horrendous scalper prices. They wait outside any place the Jonas Brothers might be making a appearance, such as at a TV show taping, or a mall appearance, even a cell-phone store appearance. Obsessed. No known cure.
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