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1. An underpowered and overpriced waste of space (or lack thereof). You pay $3,000 for a computer that: a) Runs more slowly than your previous computer b) Lacks an optical drive (CD drive) c) Is flimsier than the manila folder in which it can be CRAMMED The positives...The MacBook Air: a) Runs Leopard (slowly) b) Is thin as shit (and about just as practical) c) Has a full-size keyboard (fuck you) 2. Only slightly more money-efficient than gambling. 3. The epitome of Steve Jobs' reality distortion field.
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