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A girl wearing tight pajama pants who carries her purse everywhere, for example: to take a dump, to watch TV, and to sex. First impressions tell you that she rides horses, has a yeast infection, and regularly sexes the English professor, while still remaining a virgin. Also, she has a very broad face and chafed thighs.
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