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Enoch Showunmi is a beast. He's tall and feared throughout the footballing world. He plays for Bristol City and no-one is safe when he's on the pitch or in close proximity to the stadium. He often does a tribal dance before a match to intimidate his opponents. Although he doesn't need to as every man in the world quivers at the sight of his sheer masculinaty. He has a gigantic wang, probably similar to the size of Leroy Lita He also sings gospelly for his local church. It's wonderful.
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