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Bleepka is a mixture of bleeprin and vodka. It helps you forget badfic. Because of bleeprin's state as a mixture of bleach and aspirin, this should explode, but it doesn't. If you cause a PPC agent's bleepka to realize it should explode and it does, you will have a very angry agent coming after you, possibly with a spork. As a cure for badfics, Bleepka is vastly preferable to spork, since you don't have to scoop your eyeballs out.
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