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1. To take advantage of one's slightly superior position at an office by making desperate and nonsensical comments to younger women in the hope that they will be naive enough to find it cute. 2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure. 3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond. 4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.
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