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An ugly, unlovely town near Bremerton, WA. Full of meth and trailer dwellers, some of whom aspire to become bremelos some day. No more than 80% of ninth graders actually graduate from North Mason High School, where teaching French was banned in 2002 for political reasons but you can try out for any of three football teams. Despite being a cultural cesspool (one popular Belfair Summerfest game is cow bingo), Belfair is in a surprisingly pretty location on Hood Canal near several lakes, and with lots of woods to explore. Not bad for a day trip, but make sure to get out by dusk to avoid having your soul sucked out by shambling undead brain-scavengers with MxPx tattoos.
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