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The act of [masturbating] oneself into a near coma. Blood wanks occur as a result of massive sexual frustration and unobtainable relief. Hordes of comic book collectors have drawn blood in frenzied orgies of embittered [masturbation] on an almost daily basis. The only way to cure a blood wanker is take him to a brothel and get him [everything] he needs.
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