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A douche brigade has occurred when all of the following elements are present: A. In a single mingling group, the male to female ratio is completly unbalanced with the males dominating; AND B. Each male is trying to "out-do" all the the others in hopes of coercing the female to engage in sex acts with him; AND C. None of the males realize what tools they are being.
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