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AKA "Hell on Earth" AKA "The Little City That Couldn't" AKA "Tha 'No" AKA "The Anti-San Jose" AKA "FresNever" AKA "The Urban STD" AKA "Fuckno" ____________________ Large Central California city too cool for its own good---Only California city people from out of state would never attempt to move into.   Population of about 480,000 Uneducated chimps and religious nutcases dominate city politics Obsession with the Fresno State Bulldogs (a college sports program that wins near nothing and thrives at it) Bitterly cold winters and regular cases of deadly fog Methane and various agricultural smells overpowering to the normal human  Hellish summer heat (highs of around 115 in July and August) Brown people (of all varieties) everywhere White hicks and dimwits all over the place Known for its lack of attractions and actual things to do Central Valley Coyotes football passes for entertainment Universities thrive on old age commuters Gangsters on every poorly lit streetcorner waiting to pounce Pervasive consumer mentality and obsession with spending hard earned money on material objects Fast food on each of the 2,206 city intersections Homeowners who do not want you or your family to live next to them-----give 'em a break they're trying to maintain property value!------they live in Fresno, CA however

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