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Either: 1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings 2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved. This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.
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