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n: a goofy, apathetic, procrastinating, lanky male with sloth like demeanor, and a long facial structure with bushy dark brown hair. Many think that there are more than one "Chons" out there, but in reality there is only one. v: (1). To eat a meal very slowly. (2). To be bad at video games. (3). To take a very long shower. (4). To take many, many shits in one day. (5). To procrastinate as long as possible before doing any school work. (6). To mess up at the WORST possible moment. (7). To not know one's own name while introducing oneself. (8). To take long naps in the middle of the day.
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