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Also known as Ness, P-Ness, Loch Ness Monster 1. A decrepid caveman who clubs the fuck out of babies. 2. A teacher at RHS who is half myth,half legend. He screws in bolts with his bare hands and according to folk legend, threw a lawn mower across the room single handed. He also lifted a Jeep by himself onto a jack with one hand. 3. An ex NFL player, number 61. The biggest motherfucker to come out of Penn State without roids. He is the smallest of three brothers, at a mere 7'11" and 350 lbs. 4. Mr. Larson from Happy Gilmore. The guy with a nail in his head. The guy probably can't jerk off cause he can't get his hand around his log.
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