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A Thomas Edison occurs when one takes a light-bulb, inserts it into a woman's vagina, consequently followed by attaching a car battery to her nipples. Attach the positive to the left nipple, and the negative to the right nipple. Then, after a desirable electrocution, you smash the light-bulb inside her, and insert your penis in her vagina.
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