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This infection is strange, in that you have to accept it to catch it. It is airborn and spreads around early November causing,(the smartest of victims at least) to begin the disease's mentally in-built mission at once: 1. (Pretend to) Make friends with anyone and everyone 2. Become as close to them as possible (without of course, spending any cash on them) 3. Usually found Complimenting all the time Their primary objective is to get you to buy them stuff for christmas- DONT FALL FOR THEIR PLOY! :O Lonely, spoilt children become infected usually during teenage development, and once they are, they immediately begin to associate with people they've insulted all year long in the hopes of getting extra stuff come the winter holidays. The only known cure is to give them nothing for christmas or buy them something which costs u no more than 1p ;)
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