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While similar in size and appearance to a white castle burger, the krystal burger is quite superior. Open 24 hours and always a great place to stop after consuming mass quantities of alcohol. The only bad thing about the illustrious krystal burger, is the horrendous shit you are sure to take the day following. Common slang terms for Krystal burgers are butt rockets, gut bombs, elephant scabs, etc.
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