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A push gift is demanded by a JAP to compensate for her labor pains and to reward her platinum womb for bringing another child into the world.  The give is delivered immediately and I do mean immediately upon giving birth.    The second that the brand new baby exits the vagina to be wiped down, the pussy-whipped husband gives his shrew of a wife a significant item of jewelry.  Typically, the price is at least $20,000 and preferably $30,000.  Whether that is to compensate for the incredible sacrifice or merely to deal with the impending post-partum depression has not yet been determined.  The utter repulsiveness of the extremely crass act defies description by mere mortals with any sense of humility or shame.  The vast majority of the human race, approaching 99%, would believe that the sheer joy of a new baby would be the most incredible gift of life that a couple could possibly want to celebrate.  In fact, that is usually what happens.  Ask yourself what type of person would demand a push gift.

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