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To charm the ladies using a combination of three devilish tactics. 1) Light scented candles 2) Arrange cushions or pillows in a circle on your bedroom floor. 3) Play Damien Rice (maybe at a level that will really piss off your gay neighbours). 4) Lie in the middle of cushions and wait for target to arrive. If this doesn't work nothing will.
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