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"Monties" are the Glands of Montgomery, sometimes called Montgomery Glands.  They are sebaceous glands in the areola of the human nipple.   During during breast feeding, these glands make oily secretions (lipoid fluid) to keep the areola and the nipple lubricated and protected from irritation caused by the baby's suckling.   Hence, these glands are particularly prominent in women.   Since the Montgomery glands are more visible in women, they are commonly regarded to be a secondary sex characteristic, by men.   (Yeah!)     The Montgomery glands are not always visible, even in women.    In some women, the Montgomery glands become raised when the nipple is sexually stimulated, similar to goose bumps on cold skin.   In other women, the pigmentation of the Montgomery glands makes them more visible, at all times.   Usually, pregnancy and breast feeding will make a woman's Montgomery glands more prominent.   Hence, some men regard these glands instinctively as an attractive sign of fertility.   They are named after Dr. William Fetherstone Montgomery , the Irish obstetrician who first described them, in the olden days, 1797-1859.  Yeah, Monty!   (They let guys look at a lot of weird stuff, in the olden days, didn't they, Dad?)

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