Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
A contemptible animal who, despite implications suggested by its name, is believed to be human. The wonder llama emits a slightly fishy smell when alarmed, is known to smack its lips when perplexed, and extrapolates from the general to the personal whenever communicating verbally. (See entries for self absorbed). Specimen who are cultivated in urban environments rarely survive, while those cultivated in America's oceanic suburban retreats will inevitably develop an unsavory predilection to hump pant legs of all shapes and sizes.
Text fits
Save
Cancel