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1. A sheet or two of bog roll placed carefully so as to uniformly cover the surface of the water in the bowl of a toilet prior to [dropping the kids off]. Usually employed by those who do not enjoy the sudden cold, wet sensation on their ringpiece following displacement of water by a free-falling, splash-inducing turd. 2. Also used when a desperate bogward-rush to a public [convenience] results in the trousers coming down at the same time the turtle's head begins to appear and the discovery is made that some bastard left nessie [waiting for you]. Mitigates against the prospect that splashback will include someone elses faecal matter or piss. It is considered wise to favour more sheets in this scenario.
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