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Short Haired Tiny Pecker. Of the Genus peter~is~ward. One who has short hair and a tiny penis. Often walks with a bounce, and often thinks they are of a different race. Has a defective bag, or has no bag at all. Most SHTP's work for a government branch of some type, and enjoy long lunch breaks, short work hours, and frequent days off. Related to LHTP, Long Haired Tiny Pecker.
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