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Charming Middle American country gentleman who lives with his family in a nice big house/church and preaches hatred of gays, lesbians, bisexuals, liberals, most of America and [pretty much] most of [the planet]. For some esoteric reason only his relatives want to stay in the church, and you have to be a member to marry a member, which keeps their [straight teeth] fluoridated and their fingers on their banjos. Fred has at least one 69 session with Satan every night, and hopes that if he does it well enough long enough he'll get his soul back. Ya gadda have faith.
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