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A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox. A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine' Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
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