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Pronunciation: swärd Function: verb Etymology: Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something Date: before 12th century intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you practice2: a fugly twat
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