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A theory that states that thongs, while in use, may either increase or decrease the attractiveness of women. Using a scale from 1 to 10 to rate the attractiveness of women where 1 is 'not hot' and 10 is 'very hot': Hotness Scale: 1 <= n <= 10 Women who are rated n < 4: These women decrease in attractiveness: n - 1 Women who are rated 4 <= n < 7: These women increase in attractiveness: n + 1/2 Women who are rated 10 <= n <= 7: These women increase in attractiveness: n + 1
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