Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
The gelatinous compound of Fromunda cheese and semen that is created when one masturbates excessively whilst disregarding personal hygiene. Commonly served atop crackers and crumpets in many of London's most prestigious dining establishments. Graded with names derived from several states in which it may be harvested, Spongy, Crusty or Damn Rotten, with correlating prices. It's sale and consumption has been disallowed in the United States, but "Ball-Shining" remains a common practice in the states of Alabama, Kentucky and Hawaii.
Text fits
Save
Cancel