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A measurement system based on crap. The smallest unit = the turd. 5 turds = 1 pile 5 piles = 1 crapload 5 craploads = 1 shitload 5 shitloads = 1 buttload 5 buttloads = 1 assload 5 assloads = 1 cesspool
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