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Follow these steps to achieve the pinnacle of revenge and microwave cookery. Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven. Step 2 - Shit on said turntable. Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time) Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.
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