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A 43 year old, obese, friendless, talentless individual. When not burger flipping, it's IRC time! Likes to continually drone on about how Doom 3 got released and where those Counterstrike screenshot's originated. Whilst still residing in his parents house, the sad realization for a nirv is that their life amounts to nothing hence their commitment to spend the remainder of their life hanging around on IRC. Also a sad fact is how nirv's have incredibly small genitalia, which is also reflected in their woefully inadequate computer hardware. Being a nirv sure does suck :(
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