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A complete idiot of a litigator; a person who may or may not be a crack whore, a motherfucking pimp, or a common vagabond who, nevertheless, has somehow managed to pass the Bar Exam and represent clients before the courts. Unfortunately, this individual often cannot read and cannot formulate responses required by the judge. In many cases, this fool ignores court judgments and continues to create an endless pile of nonsensical documentation. An asshat.
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