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A person who probably had charisma and may have been okay-but there must have been many interpolations by people with an ax to grind and the Gospels are from a hundred years later, so who knows what he really said? Anyway, Jesus is who Christians sell their souls to for a chance at salvation. Christians give up on their own sense of fairness and kindness and common sense and live by contradictory and primitive rules. Then Christians warn against selling your soul to a mean critter named Satan, an obviously foolish bargain to make their own sellout look better.
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