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Holly Valance is an abhorrently untalented "singer" and "actress" who is nevertheless popular because she shows her ass and legs to everyone. Luckily for her, both are quite good, otherwise she wouldn't be famous. Like many famous young women these days, her popularity is not driven by talent, but by the [masturbatory] fantasies of young men. She is most famous for her video for her single "Kiss Kiss" in which she pranced around naked for four minutes, with only little CGI lighting effects obstructing view of her nipples and pussy. The most recent addition to her resume is the role of a stripper/[prostitute] on [Prison Break]. Naturally.
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