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A Wench is a loose (not necessarily literally) yet powerful woman. The Wench is part of a growing sisterhood devoted to torturing men in the nicest of ways.  1. If men require an "adjustment" after kissing you?  2. If your tongue can be registered as a precision surgical instrument?  3. If you have you been accused of smuggling melons across state lines? 4. If you really know what a sponge is for? 5. If "Soak a Bloke" is considered your time off? 6. If you think it's wise to use ice cubes and menthol together? 7. If you know that whipped cream is more than just a dessert topping? 8. If men lose the power of speech when you adjust your bodice or breath deeply? 9. If you are vertically challenged but horizontally gifted? 10.If you like to play with your food?  11.If when removing your bra on Monday, you find enough loose change to buy breakfast?   If you answered any 3 of the questions above with an "oh yeah," then you are obviously a woman of distinction, a product of excellent breeding, possessed of stunning (if not vaguely dubious) talents and appetites

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