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-Stuck up, spoiled, immature, metrosexual college kid who goes to a school with a 3:1 guy-girl ratio.  -Cannot leave his room without applying hair gel and bathing in cheap cologne.  -Brags about his beer pong and raslin prowesses to anyone that will listen.  -Does not hesitate to hit females.  -Crudely and awfully attempts to emulate the personalities of others around him. -Has not gone a weekend without his mother stopping by the dorm. -Convicted bro-rapist -Pizza bandit -Better eyebrows than David Hasselhoff -Wears the same stupid a&f shirt to parties cuz it worked on one girl...in middle school -Only physical activity is a cheap pussy ass immatation of kung fu called vale tudo..."the UFC fighting man!" -Spends 10 hours a day playing some shitty MMORPG -Laughs like a emphazemic old woman -Contemplates nestling his popped collars -Currently half pops his collars -Jumps when shootin pong (the fairy hop) -Makes poor old relatives wait in his dorm while he finishes homework -Refuses to leave the room when his roomate has his beautiful girlfriend over for the weekend -Certified hallway roamer

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