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A grocery/mega store chain located in the midwestern united states who's managers and employees care more about when the new vending machine is getting installed in the break room than customer service. Meijer stores are filthy, little stocked, and carry out-dated merchandise. They have the loosest hiring standards of any of the mega stores, and the employees are extremely hard to fire nomatter how careless they are due to the extreme power possessed by their worker's union. Employees will do anything to get out of helping customers, and though their store manual clearly states that they must greet all customers within a 10 foot radius, they will do anything to avoid such an encounter.
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