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(n) Indie kids-come in many varieties but a few common traits about them are:
-tight pants
-unkept hair (usually a sanctuary for birds and [miscellaneous] indie items, in city areas rats are common)
-three or more pairs of vans slip-ons (very shitty appearance….with checkers)
-an extensive list of over two thousand songs that they have listened to once on their ipods
-striped sweaters or sweater vests
-striped sweaters for ipods
-share common like for songs utilizing 4 chords and a pentatonic scale solo(gay)
-an [acoustic guitar](from target)
-tee shirts with bands you have never heard of and never will.
-snow caps in the dead of summer
-many have moderate to severe acne

Habitat:  Their [natural habitat] is usually the local [coffee shop]/legion or v.f.w., which they habitually attend on weekends to watch obscure bands.  Some indie kids actually watch the bands but most of them come to the shows to smoke in the parking lot with their friends and talk about other indie bands from Britain, also known as the U.K. (because we all know, the more British something is, the more AMAZING it is).

Everyday Life:  Obscurity is really the basis of the entire culture.  Chances are, if you have an indie friend, they are probably extreme long boarding in downtown Oswego, Illinois while listening to the Kaiser chiefs at this very moment

Diet:  Everything an indie kid eats must be one of two things.  [Vegetarian] or organic.  Their meals include: tofu wraps
 	Turkey wraps
		Lettuce wraps
	Roast beef wraps
	[Ham and cheese] wraps
	Sprout and bean wraps
	…………..Fuck it basically any wrap will do
	overpriced obscure fruit smoothies(ex. Mango pomegranate)
	Whole-wheat non-comformist purple red green and black chips 
	Tuna (without dolphin chunks in it)
	Soymilk
	Snapple brand drinks

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