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1. A character on the Jerky Boys series of prank phone calls who needs laser treatment and new glasses. 2. A black bearded king who tried to pin the red bearded King David to the wall in Biblical Times. Didn't manage to kill 10,000 or more people in his lifetime. Killed himself by propping his sword up and falling on it.
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