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An actor that is easily so good looking he could pass for gay. He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies. A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually. Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years. Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.
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